chotheho:

trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge

(via faeriefountain)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

(via sweetlittleceremonials)

dorkfeyrac:

boys that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via sweetlittleceremonials)

digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

(via jaceheromdale)

pizzaenthusiast:

when im like 40 i hope im really hot so when there’s like a class reunion everyone will be like daaaaaamn

(Source: neimen, via yourb0dyisaweapon)

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

(via yourb0dyisaweapon)

mydogsnokes:

*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*

(via yourb0dyisaweapon)